The pop song is the 1980 novelty hit "Space Invaders"
by Uncle Vic, one of a number of songs related to the game Others include “Disco
Space Invaders” by Funny Stuff, released in 1979 on Elbon records; “Space
Invaders”, another 1979 song by the Australian band Player 1/Playback and The Pretenders
1979 instrumental “Space Invaders”. Those songs will have to wait for another
day. Today, we’re talking about Uncle Vic. Before we get started, here's a link to a YouTube video of the song
Uncle Vic was Victor
Earl Blecman, a 27-year-old musician, nightclub owner, and DJ for WGCL in
Cleveland. Blecman's music career has started in Elyria, Ohio in1965 when he
formed a band called The Cavemen with three junior high school classmates. The
band continued through Blecman's high school and community college years under various names,
including Flight, Pennsylvania Crude Oil, Revolver, and Izz, playing at various
local clubs like Pickle Bill's and Big Dick's (in 1971, Izz shared a bill with
Black Sabbath). Vic would often inject his oddball sense of humor into the
band's sets and before long he was doing more joking than playing. He
eventually landed a job as a disk jockey in Elyria, while performing
disco-themed comedy as "The Fantastic and Intergalactic Uncle Vic" at
Elyria's Rathskellar Club (where, in 1976, he tried to set a Guinness World
Record for continuous joke-telling). In January, 1977 he opened an adults-only disco
club in Elyria called Uncle Vic's Night Club along with two partners.
Meanwhile, Blecman had patented a keyboard instrument called the "talking
machine" that made use of recorded sounds. In June of 1978, he attended a
Chicago trade show trying to find a manufacturer for his device when he ran
into the Bradley Brothers, an English trio who had invented another keyboard
instrument called the Novatron and signed up to distribute the machines in
North America. He also recorded a record called "Baby, Now That I've Found
You", scoring a minor local hit. Uncle Vic in his high school days (from Elyria Chronicle, 1970) |
From Elyria Chronicle, 1969 |
Izz - From Elyria Chronicle, 1971 |
The idea to create a novelty record based on a video game
came around May of 1980 when Vic was playing a show at his night club and
noticed that his audience was distracted by the blooping and bleeping of a Space Invaders machine in the back
room. Annoyed, Vic's band began playing along with the game, imitating its
sounds. The audience loved it and Blecman soon decided to record a song based
on the game.
[Vic
Blecman] That's where I saw people line up for the machine. Cheering and
yelling and completely lost in playing. So were the watchers. Then I read about
the space machines in magazines and heard about tournaments in Europe, South
America, America, and Japan. It's international. I decided something that
popular deserved to have a song written about it. <Jane Scott, "'Space
Invaders' 45 could blow your mind', Cleveland
Plain Dealer, July 4, 1980>
Then Blecman found out that the Pretenders had included a
song called “Space Invaders” on their debut album and almost dropped the idea,
until he found out that the song had nothing to do with the game. Blecman then assembled
a group to record his song (which he claims he wrote in his bathroom in about
half an hour) and recorded it at 3 A.M. at Kirk Yano's After Dark recording
studio in five hours at a cost of $4,000. Backing up Blecman (who played bass
and sang vocals) were Kirk Yano on guitar, Jose Ortiz on drums, and Pete Tokar (who
duplicated the machine's sounds on a synthesizer[1]).
"Space Invaders" opened with the lines
"Well, there it is in the corner of the bar / I tried to run, but I didn't
get far / Those weird little men; I
blow 'em away / Id' sell my mom for a chance to play", followed by the
song's hook, sung in an alien voice: "He's hooked, he's hooked, his brain
is cooked". The chorus featured the words "Space Invaders" sung
over and over as the synthesized sounds of the game played in the background.
As the song ended, it got faster and faster (like its coin-op inspiration)
before ending with a loud explosion.
Blecman pressed 2,000 copies of the record on his own
Partay Label and negotiated with Progress Records to distribute them, mailing
copies to a number of radio stations. The song quickly became the most
requested song on Cleveland area stations (though Blecman, who was also a disk
jockey at Cleveland’s WGCL, wasn't allowed to play it on his own show due to
FCC regulations) and also became a hit in St. Petersburg and Tampa, Florida.
Blecman then struck a deal with Prelude Records, who'd also released the
novelty classics "Ahab the Arab" by Ray Stevens and "My
Ding-A-Ling" (shamefully, Chuck
Berry's biggest hit) to release "Space Invaders" nationally as a single
(b/w "Ode to Slim", an homage to Slim Whitman). While "Space
Invaders" failed to crack the
national charts, it became a Dr. Demento staple and, for those who heard it, a
fondly-remembered relic of the golden age of video games. Two years later, Uncle
Vic tried again with another video game song based on Pac-Man titled "It Won't Beat Me". The song went nowhere.
Space
Invaders
©1980 by Uncle Vic
©1980 by Uncle Vic
Well, there it is in the corner of the bar
I tried to run, but I didn't get far
Those weird little men; I blow 'em away
I'd sell my mom for a chance to play
(He's hooked, he's hooked. His brain is cooked.
He's hooked, he's hooked. His brain is cooked.)
They start off slow, but they don't play clean
It's tricky and low; it's a mean machine
There's lots of them and one of you
When the walls are gone, they'll get to you
(He's hooked, he's hooked. His brain is cooked.
He's hooked, he's hooked. His brain is cooked.)
Space invaders (game sounds)
Space invaders
Space invaders
Space invaders
Faster and faster all the time
An hour of this will blow your mind
Gotta get them before they get you
and you'll be broke before you're through
(He's hooked, he's hooked. His brain is cooked.
He's hooked, he's hooked. His brain is cooked.)
As the gang looks over your shoulder in awe
They don't believe what they just saw
You slid to the left and slid to the right
You're the Space Invaders king tonight
(He's hooked, he's hooked. His brain is cooked.
He's hooked, he's hooked. His brain is cooked.)
Space invaders (game sounds)
Space invaders
Space invaders
Space invaders
A feeling of power comes over your hand
Row by row, you're in command
There's one last devil movin' real fast
One single shot (shot noise); got him at last
Space invaders (game sounds)
(Hey, wow, man!)
Space invaders
(I'm gonna get me one of these)
Space invaders
(Yeah!)
Space invaders
(Got it going now!)
Space invaders
(I'm on my fourth row!)
Space invaders
(Gee, they almost got me.)
Space invaders
(We're in trouble now!)
Space invaders
(Oh, wow, really cosmic, man!)
Space invaders (pace quickens)
Space invaders
Space invaders
(Too fast for me, man!)
Space invaders
(high incomprehensible squawking)
Space invaders
Space invaders
Space invaders
Space invaders....
(explosion)
I tried to run, but I didn't get far
Those weird little men; I blow 'em away
I'd sell my mom for a chance to play
(He's hooked, he's hooked. His brain is cooked.
He's hooked, he's hooked. His brain is cooked.)
They start off slow, but they don't play clean
It's tricky and low; it's a mean machine
There's lots of them and one of you
When the walls are gone, they'll get to you
(He's hooked, he's hooked. His brain is cooked.
He's hooked, he's hooked. His brain is cooked.)
Space invaders (game sounds)
Space invaders
Space invaders
Space invaders
Faster and faster all the time
An hour of this will blow your mind
Gotta get them before they get you
and you'll be broke before you're through
(He's hooked, he's hooked. His brain is cooked.
He's hooked, he's hooked. His brain is cooked.)
As the gang looks over your shoulder in awe
They don't believe what they just saw
You slid to the left and slid to the right
You're the Space Invaders king tonight
(He's hooked, he's hooked. His brain is cooked.
He's hooked, he's hooked. His brain is cooked.)
Space invaders (game sounds)
Space invaders
Space invaders
Space invaders
A feeling of power comes over your hand
Row by row, you're in command
There's one last devil movin' real fast
One single shot (shot noise); got him at last
Space invaders (game sounds)
(Hey, wow, man!)
Space invaders
(I'm gonna get me one of these)
Space invaders
(Yeah!)
Space invaders
(Got it going now!)
Space invaders
(I'm on my fourth row!)
Space invaders
(Gee, they almost got me.)
Space invaders
(We're in trouble now!)
Space invaders
(Oh, wow, really cosmic, man!)
Space invaders (pace quickens)
Space invaders
Space invaders
(Too fast for me, man!)
Space invaders
(high incomprehensible squawking)
Space invaders
Space invaders
Space invaders
Space invaders....
(explosion)
Uncle Vic in 2008 |
Nightfall – No Quarter
While Uncle Vic’s hit is far from well-known, I’m sure a number of readers will
remember it. I can’t say the same for my next bit of radio ephemera. Actually,
I’ve already written about this one, but it was way back in the second post I
ever did, so some of you may have missed it (for those who didn’t, this part
will largely be a repeat of my earlier post).
This
one isn’t a song, but a bit of radio drama, an art form that has become
increasingly rare, but was a bit more common back in the 1970s and 1980s
(remember the NPR production of Star Wars?).
This one, however, wasn’t an NPR program. In fact, it wasn’t even American. It
was an episode of Nightfall, a Canadian
horror anthology series broadcast on CBC from July, 1980 to May, 1983. I am actually
a longtime fan of “OTR” (old time radio), particularly radio horror. Nightfall isn’t OTR, but it is one of
the finest radio horror anthologies ever produced, IMO.
Unfortunately,
the subject of this post wasn’t one of the program’s finest efforts (though I
enjoyed it thoroughly anyway). . It was, however, a rare (if not unique) example
of a video-game-themed radio drama. The episode I’m talking about is “No Quarter”,
which aired on March 4, 1983. You can download it from many places on the web. Here
is a link to an internet archive page with “No Quarter” along with most of
the other episodes of the series (if you have any interest in horror or radio
drama, check out some of the other episodes)
"No
Quarter” tells the story of Paul Weaver, a poor shlub who becomes obsessed with
video games after playing Donkey Kong
while waiting for a delayed flight at the Vancouver Airport. On a drive home from dinner, he and his wife
get into an argument over the time he's spending on the games. She is concerned
that the games promote anti-social behavior in violence. He replies that the
games are educational ("The Defense Department uses Armor Attack as a simulator for tank training." he argues).
After he loses his job when he misses an important meeting because he's busy
playing Defender ("It you want
to beat Defender, don't use the smart bomb in hyperspace”, the arcade owner
dubiously tells him), his wife launches a public crusade against video games.
One day, Paul gets a mysterious package containing an ultra-advanced arcade
game called Death Ship in which an
intergalactic slave laborer tries to escape his "Robotron masters". Paul
begins playing the game, drawn in by its incredible graphics, voice synthesis,
and hyper realistic action. As his score mounts, the game becomes even more
lifelike, until it eventually becomes a little too realistic (you’ll
have to listen yourself to find out how it ends). Almost unknown today, the
episode contains a host of video game references. Death Ship’s digitized
voice intones "coin detected in pocket" ala Berzerk. At one point, the arcade owner tells Paul "Some
computer science student in Buffalo blew the brains out of a Pac-Man. You know
it only stores six figures. Well, he turned it over three times and the screen
split the maze on one side and this electronic gibberish on the other."
[1] Jane Scott, “’Space Invaders’ 45 could
blow your mind”, Cleveland Plain Dealer,
July 4, 1980. Other sources report that
Blecman played all of the instruments except keyboard.